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Lord, have mercy on them for they know not what they do

You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!
Pensacola, Florida


I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside
and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard!  The squeezer, however,
retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!  
Sarasota, Florida

Unfortunately, the only strap working on this entire outfit is the one holding that hideous hair in place.
Is that former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker's wife or is that Paul Volcker?
Los Angeles, California

Don't laugh!  Its okay, because Bambi's granddaughter borrowed her skirt.
Plus, today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled in to one.
College Station,  Texas

Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual,
pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. Â However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! 
There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots.
Laguna Niguel, California

So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ï¿?.... well, fill in anything. 
It really doesn't matter, because nothing we say will make any sense.
Who lets these people out of the house un-championed?
Destin, Florida

Whatever happened to No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? Â Is that a turban
on his head or a serving of Jiffy-Pop? Â Is the girl in the background taking a picture
or teaching the guy in the black wife beater T-shirt to play, "Here is the church and
here is the steeple.  Open it up and here are the people!"
Is the chick in the green bikini top putting on makeup? 
Honey, you should have saved your money and purchased either a T-shirt or a case of Slim Fast.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Agerton? Is that you?  What do you expect me to say? That's exactly what he looks
like from the rear. True, I've never seen Agerton in heels.  Still, if I told you there is a picture
where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you have believed me? 
Honestly, is that a man or a woman or is Lester Flem back in the store?
Mobile, Alabama

Britney Spears has done let herself go again.
Slidell, Louisiana

Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to dress your boys Festus and Cletus
alike when they were two years old, but at 45?  Well, not so much!  .....
Suddenly, Festus says, "Hey, Cletus, I been thankin.  If my truck could travel faster
than the speed of light, would my headlights work?"
Tifton, Georgia


I am soooooo embarrassed. Seriously, I have no idea how this photo of my son's
5th Grade history teacher and part-time Gun Care Instructor, Miss Cinnamon Goodpicker,
got mixed in with this roll of film.  
Katy, Texas

Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
Seattle, Washington


For some reason, I have to assume that no matter where Zebulon goes,
Dueling Banjos suddenly starts playing from out of nowhere.
Atmore, Alabama


And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!
Louisville, Kentucky

Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?  I can't look again or I'll go blind.
Mountain Brook, Alabama

No waaay, Laquandaâ? absolutely not!
That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.
Midlothian, Virginia

At first glance, did it appear to anyone else that Gisella's dog is coming out her butt?
Orem, Utah

It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.
Houston, Texas

Mesmerized here at the Wal-mart Hiring Center , Pinetop thinks this is his lucky day
because his mechanic called an hour ago and said, "I couldn't fix your brakes,
so I made your horn louder." Besides, all his redneck buddies told him he was a
lock to get this job at Wal-mart, provided he can remember not to smoke weed or
drink beer during the job interview.
Austin, Texas

This is perfectly understandable.  Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club
when she remembered she need some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin.
Nashville, Tennessee

Don't worry, I've already forwarded this picture to Burberry Worldwide in London .
I thought it would be beneficial for them to be reminded of why they got into the fashion
and design industry in the first place.  I'm sure Burberry will be ecstatic over seeing their
vision spring to life. Exciting, too, is how Lulu's slippers simply make those shorts POP!!
Did anyone notice her boyfriend is wearing an Auburn T-shirt?  Don't look at me!
I didn't take the picture or tell Tater to go to Wal-Mart in the middle of the night
with his flashy runway model girlfriend.
Opelika, Alabama

Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack?
I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before. 
The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard.
Fort Smith, Arkansas

I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised
and interested in what I have to say.
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!
Alpharetta, Georgia

Toss in some cat food and Cooter is the loneliest guy in town!
Fort Payne, Alabama

Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.
Loves Park, Illinois

I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling,
but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake,
she doesn't watch Rachael Ray and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen.
La Verne, California

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. 
Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches
the truck to explode.  Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.
Spring, Texas

For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you
just can't wait for the bleach to set.
Montgomery, Alabama

Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink?I love the way Ms. Incense Berkowitz color
coordinated her reusable shopping bag to match her shoes, purse, leggings, shirt,
jacket, earrings and necklace.  If a bra had been necessary, do you think for one second
it would have been any color other than SHRIEKING PINK??
Glendale, California

I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the house. Please, someone go provoke him. 
I want to see him whack somebody upside the head with a 2-liter bottle of Squirt!
Brewton, Alabam

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Autor: Marian Chicago
Data publikacji: 9/6/2010 3:14:28 PM
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Dodano: 9/18/2010 11:28:43 PM Autor: ''tys clek''
piszesz o sobie krzys--zawsze Ci cos nie pasuje co?---- niech robi kazdy co chce
Dodano: 9/8/2010 6:47:40 AM Autor: Krzys
A jak czlek zajrzy do Polskich sklepow w Chicago i przystanie na moment w bezruchu to moze zobaczyc:
- wiecznie niezadowolone "mordy" po PRL-owskie ( ciagle jest zle),
- tych co nie pracuja tylko "zapierdalaja" po 15 h na dobe,
- Polaczkow w bialych butach,
- mlodych z delikatne stylizowanym "mohawk" ( na debilnej glowie),
- zawsze "przyjaznie" nastawione Panie za kasa,

a pod sklepem:
- bande zlodzieji sprzedajacych czego dusza zapragnie,
- Polakow co w RP jezdzili malym Fiatem albo rowerem a tutaj "stac ich " na BMW ( $800 miesiecznie),
Dodano: 9/7/2010 5:46:03 PM Autor: Wielbiciel
Tu wszystko jest najwieksze wlacznie z dupami
Dodano: 9/6/2010 9:41:21 PM Autor: Malgorzata
Prawdziwa wolnosc i nikt z nikogo nie smieje sie i nie drwi.
Kocham ten kraj takim jakim jest.
Dodano: 9/6/2010 8:14:36 PM Autor: Maly mis
Rozpoznalem Pana Pawla Flisiaka z 1080 .Co on tam robil.
Lubie go sluchac

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